danisaurthekiwi

"Hello Theodore" *shoots him 15 times*

"Tell me everything"
“I have nothing”
*drenches Theodore in vodka*

"First time I ever smoked a cigarette was in 6th grade"
*lights cigarette, puts it in Theodore’s mouth and leaves to burn*

I AM A FUN LITTLE LOLLYPOP TRIPLE DIPPED IN PHSYCO

This is what I open my phone to see. Thanks sar3ah-tomlins0n (via danisaurthekiwi)

It is true tho

I AM A FUN LITTLE LOLLYPOP TRIPLE DIPPED IN PSYCHO!!!

danisaurthekiwi

plantbased-princess:

ana-sthetic:

"Don’t say you hate your fam-" No.

"Omg you should love your fami-" No.

"Be grateful they’re your famil-" No.

If you have been bullied, hit, teased, put down, hurt, lied to, or hated by your own family; you don’t need to justify how you feel. You don’t need to explain yourself. You are allowed to hate a family member or dislike a family member if they’ve given you a reason to.

this is so fucking important

Thank you for that. Especially if you were abused.

So I’m just sitting with my mom watching the Crazy Ones on TV and she has these candies called JuicyFruits and I take a few and they get stuck toy teeth. You know that feeling right? That feeling. So I start to chew really loud and I guess I made some pretty weird faces, cos right beside me, she starts laughing and she completely. Loses. Her. Shit.

I’m. So. Done.

mommaboob

onthesideoftheotters:

shotadreams:

mage-of-katnep:

rainbowsfireworks:

confusedtree:

ollivander:

lampghost:

[sleep-over voice] are you awake

[sleep-over reply voice] yeah

[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH

[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life

[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up

[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us

[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs

[creepy sleep-over voice] don’t look out the window kids…