H.O.P.E. Hold on, pain ends
Men think about sex every 7 seconds. Which is why I eat hotdogs in under 6 seconds, so it doesn’t get weird.
OMG MY BGF ACTUALLY SAID THIS TO ME ONCE AND I FLIPPED THE FUCK OUT!!!
I love making people who already hate me hate me more
I am about 99.999999999% sure that I am a Disney Princess…
Henley the mermaid, bitches…